National Hero ......

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was seeing all this. He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'." The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US". Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG". Man: Actually,I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".Next day, the headline in the paper read ...

TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.