Things you learn from movies

- Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. - The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without any difficulty. - The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. - A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. - When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. - If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. - A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. - One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. - It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. - When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. - Dogs always know who is bad and will naturally bark at him. - Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. - It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Thanks to harris for these