10 Most asked question & Funky answers ;-)

Stupid maybe ... but they are really cute :)So next time … remember these answers :-) 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy man wearing huge army shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask… Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good?? Answer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you afteryears… Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big. Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good? Answer:-No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just themoney. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:-No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa eat pineapple or not. You bet I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see afriend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding…… 9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth… Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts? Answer:-No itwont. It will just bleed. 10.When u come back from a holiday or just a trip and meet someone. Stupid Question:-You are back? Answer:-No,its not me its an illusion.:)