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The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class" 500 times. AND The Student Wrote Via Adnan Uph its so cute ... !

What a Confidence!

The president of a country was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo, Mr. President!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," President replied, "This is indeed important news!How big is your army" "Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight" The President paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again. "Mr. President, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" the President asked. "Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor." President sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke." "Oh teri ...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you." Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day. "Mr. President, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!" Mr. President was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. "Kiddan, Mr. President! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said the President. "Why the sudden change of heart" "Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!" Oh god ... still laughing :-)

Seul Au Monde

D'où je viens ? Très loin Où je vais Personne le sait... En attendant je vous dis où je suis On dit souvent que j'ai l'air d'avoir Tout pour moi mais c'est sans savoir Les fantômes qui me hantent et Les requiems que je me chante Je joue au dur chaque jour qui passe Et les pierres de chaque mur, un jour se cassent Je suis peut-être la roche qu'on croit Mais je suis plus fragile que je veux qu'on voie Maman m'a dit avant de partir Montre jamais tes faiblesses et dans le pire Reste fort ravale tes larmes Car ta fierté restera ta plus belle arme Donc je sais rire quand il le faut Mais faut pas croire je craque dès qu'on me tourne le dos Je marche droit pour ne pas plier D'ailleurs je chante souvent pour ne pas crier Quand je pense à la vie J'fais face à mes nuits Chaque jour qui se lève me dit que [Refrain] Je suis seul au monde Y'a rien à faire, j'suis seul au monde Je veux plus le taire, j'suis seul au monde Je me sens seul au monde J'haïs Noël et toutes ses bêtes fêtes de famille Et tout ce qui rappelle ma plus belle vie Je suis jaloux de vous les chanceux qui prenez votre chair et votre sang pour acquis J'ai horreur de votre pitié Je prends très mal votre générosité Ca fait déjà un bout que je me suffis C'est pas vrai mais pour être fort c'est ça que je me dis Quoiqu'il arrive il faut que je reste dans mon rôle (ouais) Quoiqu'il arrive il faut pas que je perde mon contrôle (ouais) Je pense à moi avant le reste du monde Car avec les années je me suis rendu compte Que si c'est pas moi ce sera personne Pas moi ni toi ni personne Ici-bas c'est chacun pour soit Pour les pauvres et fiers solitaires comme moi Quand je pense à ma vie Seul face à mes nuits Chaque jour qui se lève me dit que [Refrain x2] Des fois je trouve l'amour dans les yeux de l'une Des fois je trouve le jour dans les bras de l'autre Et à toutes celles qui m'aiment encore, Qui m'aiment à tort, qui m'aiment trop fort Je vous dois ma survie, merci encore Cela n'engage que nous [Refrain x2] doudou dou doudou dou doudou doudou dou doudou dou doudou Quoiqu'il arrive (x2) Seul au monde, quoiqu'il arrive

If you ever get a chance to listen to Fabulous numbers by Corneille, a french singer, Do give it a chance ... apart from lyrics ... the emotions he deliver through his voice are superb ... I listened to his "arce Qu'on Vient De Loin" album ... and own it too ... and whenever you feel low ... turn it on ...!

You may forget your own pains ...!

Corneille Nyungura was born in the German town of Freiburg on 24 March 1977. His parents were living in Germany at the time completing their university studies. The family moved back to Rwanda while Corneille was still very young, however, and he spent his entire childhood there, getting in touch with his roots. Corneille developed a passion for music at an early age, listening to the giants of black American music such as Prince, Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder.

Meanwhile, he also rifled through his parents' record collection, discovering old French 'chanson' classics by the likes of Brassens, Aznavour and Brel. By his early teens Corneille had proved to be a budding singer and musician. In 1993, the talented 16-year-old ended up going into a studio in Kigali to record his first compositions. Shortly afterwards, he went on to triumph at the "Discovery" awards organised by Rwanda's national television. Corneille's fortunes appeared to be on the up and up, but a few months later tragedy struck.

In April 1994, a bunch of soldiers broke into his house and massacred his entire family, slaughtering his Tutsi father, his Hutu mother and all his brothers and sisters. Corneille managed to survive the massacre by hiding behind the sofa, but he still bears the mental scars of this harrowing ordeal.

Following the killing of his family, Corneille fled to Zaire (the future Democratic Republic of Congo), joining the crowds of refugees in exodus on the roads and enduring several long, exhausting days of walking before reaching his destination. Once in Zaire, he managed to make contact with a German couple who had been close friends of his parents. They immediately offered to take him in and act as his adoptie family in Europe.

Quote of the Day!

Kahlil Gibran:

I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.

Lifesavers' Hut

I guess, its the Lifesavers Hut located at HawksBay beach ... taken from here .... Looks amazing ... calm ... serene ... inviting ... Simply Beautiful! Helen Keller said:

"Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."

Does it happen to everyone ... ? Sometimes you want to run towards the dangers of life ... to have a meeting with them face to face ... to leave the tranquility behind ... to run towards the running water ... leaving all fears of life behind .... !

Detective Sardar

A policeman was testing 3 Sikh brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

The Real Terrorist

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