Foreign language

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

Some Nice Thoughts !!

Sweet words are easy to say, Sweet things are easy 2 buy, but sweet people are difficult to find. Life ends when U stop dreaming, hope ends when U stop believing, love ends when U stop caring, friendship ends when U stop sharing. So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason ... and to care without expectation ... is the heart of a true friend. Keep smiling "Happiness is not something you find, it's something you create..."

How Poor We Are !

Do you want to know your poverty graph? You are poor if you: - do not have a firm commitment with yourself to succeed - do no set goals and follow them through - do not put your best efforts at work - do not keep yourself updated on new information and technologies - do not adopt a positive attitude and get rid of negative thinking - are not strong enough to accept the challenges of day-to-day life - are not ready to take any risk due to fear of failure - lack self respect and respect for others - discriminate people on the basis of religion, belief, cast, creed, nationality, etc. - do not appreciate the good work done by others - do not apologize to others for your misdeeds - do not help the people in need - do not thank God for all that you have The list goes on and on. Let me leave it unfinished and ask you a simple question. Do you really want to get rid of your poverty? The answer, you know the better!

Nice puzzle - try to crack it ...

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to boardthe bus,but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in thecenter of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately,this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave himcapital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but diedinstantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer isperfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. ! Still you couldn't, Then see below......... think hard common yaar............. tired.... wanna know the answer???? ok........ there is the Answer............ During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on Electricity ??? OK, OK....Relax..... No violence please...!!!!!! :)

Questions - Wana Answer!

Q: How do you put a Giraffe in a Refridgerator? A: Open the door and put him in. Q: How do you put an Elephant in a Refridgerator? A: Take out the Giraffe. Q: There's a meeting of all the animals in jungle except for one, which one is it? A: The giraffe, it's still in the refrigerator. Q: You come to a crocodile infested river with no bridge. How will you cross it? A: Swim across. All the crocodiles are at the meeting.

THE RIDDLE

THE RIDDLE: ------------------ What 5 letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down? * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * THE ANSWER: SWIMS